Tortoises live for ages, they probably ponder the universe a lot. They are probably really wise. Heres some asks/questions/statements/strangness: Anonymous asked: Do you have a twitter?? Yep, you are more than welcome to follow me.  Anonymous asked: I love your animal crossing comics, they’re genius. Thank you, I have a good basis to work from, weird characters and nintendo charm. Anonymous asked: Horizontal start select buttons on the Game Boys instead of diagonal? This isn’t NES Jake! Lucas can you just get a tumblr so you don’t have to send me Anon messages anymore, please and thankyou. I’m sure everyone would love to hear about your virtual boy adventures. If this isn’t Lucas… then.. I did try the diagonal buttons but it looked weird as pixels.  Anonymous asked: I want to have sex with your mind. That sounds painful for all involved.  Anonymous asked: You have the coolest URL ever Thanks, i came up with it all on my own. Well thats technically not true future me came back in time and told me to make a tumblr and call myself timecowboy because in the future thats what i’ll be, that however created a time paradox and now we are all living in the darkest timeline where i assault you all with animal crossing comics and pixel art and tortoises. In the other time line i’m a well respected member of society Anonymous asked: Hi Jake. Love your tumbler/blog. I love the brutal honesty you use to portray the torture that is Animal Crossing. Anyhow, I assume you already heard, but you know you can in fact get your Farfetched back from your Pokewalker—just Google “reset your pokewalker” Good luck and thanks for sharing your great work! -Don Hi Don, why anon? Thats a poem. Thanks for the kind words. I have received many a message about saving farfetch’d but i’ve decided even though it is possible to get a farfetch’d back its not my farfetch’d so I will let his memory live on in my heart.  Thanks for the ANON (except don, kinda) questions everyone.  PS. feel free to reblob without the text if you just want the gif. 
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Tortoises live for ages, they probably ponder the universe a lot. They are probably really wise. 

Heres some asks/questions/statements/strangness:

Anonymous asked: Do you have a twitter??

Yep, you are more than welcome to follow me. 

Anonymous asked: I love your animal crossing comics, they’re genius.

Thank you, I have a good basis to work from, weird characters and nintendo charm.

Anonymous asked: Horizontal start select buttons on the Game Boys instead of diagonal? This isn’t NES Jake!

Lucas can you just get a tumblr so you don’t have to send me Anon messages anymore, please and thankyou. I’m sure everyone would love to hear about your virtual boy adventures. If this isn’t Lucas… then.. I did try the diagonal buttons but it looked weird as pixels. 

Anonymous asked: I want to have sex with your mind.

That sounds painful for all involved. 

Anonymous asked: You have the coolest URL ever

Thanks, i came up with it all on my own. Well thats technically not true future me came back in time and told me to make a tumblr and call myself timecowboy because in the future thats what i’ll be, that however created a time paradox and now we are all living in the darkest timeline where i assault you all with animal crossing comics and pixel art and tortoises. In the other time line i’m a well respected member of society

Anonymous asked: Hi Jake. Love your tumbler/blog. I love the brutal honesty you use to portray the torture that is Animal Crossing. Anyhow, I assume you already heard, but you know you can in fact get your Farfetched back from your Pokewalker—just Google “reset your pokewalker” Good luck and thanks for sharing your great work! -Don

Hi Don, why anon? Thats a poem. Thanks for the kind words. I have received many a message about saving farfetch’d but i’ve decided even though it is possible to get a farfetch’d back its not my farfetch’d so I will let his memory live on in my heart. 


Thanks for the ANON (except don, kinda) questions everyone. 

PS. feel free to reblob without the text if you just want the gif. 

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