Tortoises live for ages, they probably ponder the universe a lot. They are probably really wise. Heres some asks/questions/statements/strangness: Anonymous asked: Do you have a twitter?? Yep, you are more than welcome to follow me.  Anonymous asked: I love your animal crossing comics, they’re genius. Thank you, I have a good basis to work from, weird characters and nintendo charm. Anonymous asked: Horizontal start select buttons on the Game Boys instead of diagonal? This isn’t NES Jake! Lucas can you just get a tumblr so you don’t have to send me Anon messages anymore, please and thankyou. I’m sure everyone would love to hear about your virtual boy adventures. If this isn’t Lucas… then.. I did try the diagonal buttons but it looked weird as pixels.  Anonymous asked: I want to have sex with your mind. That sounds painful for all involved.  Anonymous asked: You have the coolest URL ever Thanks, i came up with it all on my own. Well thats technically not true future me came back in time and told me to make a tumblr and call myself timecowboy because in the future thats what i’ll be, that however created a time paradox and now we are all living in the darkest timeline where i assault you all with animal crossing comics and pixel art and tortoises. In the other time line i’m a well respected member of society Anonymous asked: Hi Jake. Love your tumbler/blog. I love the brutal honesty you use to portray the torture that is Animal Crossing. Anyhow, I assume you already heard, but you know you can in fact get your Farfetched back from your Pokewalker—just Google “reset your pokewalker” Good luck and thanks for sharing your great work! -Don Hi Don, why anon? Thats a poem. Thanks for the kind words. I have received many a message about saving farfetch’d but i’ve decided even though it is possible to get a farfetch’d back its not my farfetch’d so I will let his memory live on in my heart.  Thanks for the ANON (except don, kinda) questions everyone.  PS. feel free to reblob without the text if you just want the gif. 
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Tortoises live for ages, they probably ponder the universe a lot. They are probably really wise. 

Heres some asks/questions/statements/strangness:

Anonymous asked: Do you have a twitter??

Yep, you are more than welcome to follow me. 

Anonymous asked: I love your animal crossing comics, they’re genius.

Thank you, I have a good basis to work from, weird characters and nintendo charm.

Anonymous asked: Horizontal start select buttons on the Game Boys instead of diagonal? This isn’t NES Jake!

Lucas can you just get a tumblr so you don’t have to send me Anon messages anymore, please and thankyou. I’m sure everyone would love to hear about your virtual boy adventures. If this isn’t Lucas… then.. I did try the diagonal buttons but it looked weird as pixels. 

Anonymous asked: I want to have sex with your mind.

That sounds painful for all involved. 

Anonymous asked: You have the coolest URL ever

Thanks, i came up with it all on my own. Well thats technically not true future me came back in time and told me to make a tumblr and call myself timecowboy because in the future thats what i’ll be, that however created a time paradox and now we are all living in the darkest timeline where i assault you all with animal crossing comics and pixel art and tortoises. In the other time line i’m a well respected member of society

Anonymous asked: Hi Jake. Love your tumbler/blog. I love the brutal honesty you use to portray the torture that is Animal Crossing. Anyhow, I assume you already heard, but you know you can in fact get your Farfetched back from your Pokewalker—just Google “reset your pokewalker” Good luck and thanks for sharing your great work! -Don

Hi Don, why anon? Thats a poem. Thanks for the kind words. I have received many a message about saving farfetch’d but i’ve decided even though it is possible to get a farfetch’d back its not my farfetch’d so I will let his memory live on in my heart. 


Thanks for the ANON (except don, kinda) questions everyone. 

PS. feel free to reblob without the text if you just want the gif. 

Remember that Sid and Nancy comic about my cats? Thats Nancy. :) Anyways, a few questions! Also before i kick it off a big hello to all my new followers! Things to expect on my blog: comics comics comics! Hopefully you’ll stick around and enjoy the scenery. lacy-kins asked you: I love your comics! I wish I knew more about animal crossing though. I always wanted to play it but never got it. And your adventures in escapism ones are truly amazing, breath-taking, and totally take me to a deep nostalgic place. Very seriously hope to one day live in a world like escapism. You should track down wild world if you have a DS, its probably really cheap now. Although it’ll ruin your life by draining your time so maybe don’t! I’m still hanging out for the new one though. Thanks for the compliments as well, nostalgia is a strong emotion so i’m happy to hear my comics get that kind of reaction from people. Thank you!  narwhaliciousasian asked you:  I adore your references to butts. :3 It reminds me of my conversations with my peers. Keep going! :D Butts is a state of mind, a state of existence. In butts we trust. *salutes* ilovetheships asked you:  I love your tumblr. And if my tumblr could feel and think and love then I would like to think that it would love you too. When are the tumblrs going to become sentient have we got a set date on that yet? I hope its soon! Thank you! Anonymous asked you:  hey do you still play animal crossing Not as much as i used to. I still get it out every now and then when i feel like checking out how town is doing. My town is named town because i’m the most original person. When the new one comes out it will probably rekindle the addiction. fuckin-cute asked you:  Plz make some more Adventure Time stuff :)  Maybe! misshakespeare asked you:  what inspired you to draw?  If i didn’t draw I would probably be a fairly unhappy and unsatisfied person. I’m a creative person and i need an outlet for that and it makes me feel happy to create something. I’d do it even without the audience but i love that people seem to enjoy what i put out into the world. It’s broad but my inspiration comes from life and this planet and the universe and how its full of things that my tiny mind can’t even fathom and i find that exciting. I’m not the best, but i know i can get better and thats what inspires me. I waffle. Anonymous asked you:   Why are most of your comics only four panels? When i’m making a comic i usually want it to be short and concise. I’m not the best writer in the world in fact the english language is easily one of my weakest points. So quick, to the point comics are how i like to do things. Plus i like the symmetry. Thanks for the questions everyone! 
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Remember that Sid and Nancy comic about my cats? Thats Nancy. :)

Anyways, a few questions! Also before i kick it off a big hello to all my new followers! Things to expect on my blog: comics comics comics! Hopefully you’ll stick around and enjoy the scenery.

lacy-kins asked you:
I love your comics! I wish I knew more about animal crossing though. I always wanted to play it but never got it. And your adventures in escapism ones are truly amazing, breath-taking, and totally take me to a deep nostalgic place. Very seriously hope to one day live in a world like escapism.
You should track down wild world if you have a DS, its probably really cheap now. Although it’ll ruin your life by draining your time so maybe don’t! I’m still hanging out for the new one though. Thanks for the compliments as well, nostalgia is a strong emotion so i’m happy to hear my comics get that kind of reaction from people. Thank you! 
narwhaliciousasian asked you: 
I adore your references to butts. :3 It reminds me of my conversations with my peers. Keep going! :D
Butts is a state of mind, a state of existence. In butts we trust. *salutes*
ilovetheships asked you: 
I love your tumblr.
And if my tumblr could feel and think and love then I would like to think that it would love you too. When are the tumblrs going to become sentient have we got a set date on that yet? I hope its soon! Thank you!
Anonymous asked you: 
hey do you still play animal crossing
Not as much as i used to. I still get it out every now and then when i feel like checking out how town is doing. My town is named town because i’m the most original person. When the new one comes out it will probably rekindle the addiction.

fuckin-cute asked you: 
Plz make some more Adventure Time stuff :) 
Maybe!
misshakespeare asked you: 
what inspired you to draw? 

If i didn’t draw I would probably be a fairly unhappy and unsatisfied person. I’m a creative person and i need an outlet for that and it makes me feel happy to create something. I’d do it even without the audience but i love that people seem to enjoy what i put out into the world. It’s broad but my inspiration comes from life and this planet and the universe and how its full of things that my tiny mind can’t even fathom and i find that exciting. I’m not the best, but i know i can get better and thats what inspires me. I waffle.
Anonymous asked you:  
Why are most of your comics only four panels?

When i’m making a comic i usually want it to be short and concise. I’m not the best writer in the world in fact the english language is easily one of my weakest points. So quick, to the point comics are how i like to do things. Plus i like the symmetry.


Thanks for the questions everyone! 

Farfetch’d: 2010 - 2012 Part 2: with a vengeance.  Now I wasn’t intending for this to be a two part comic, but a lot of you are concerned. Very concerned. Some of you have a vested interest in the original comic. Many of you sent me messages fearing that I had given up on old Farfetch’d, my long time pal. You spoke of strange things like codes and changing batteries and zombified pokémon (okay that last one was me).  I tried guys, I swapped out the battery (thanks to bashfulfruit for letting me know what battery i needed) but it didn’t bring him back, hes gone. And although the code may bring back a farfetch’d, can i really say that he’s my farfetch’d? The same farfetch’d who walked around in the bottom of my bag for so long? No i can’t. Finally… I dabbled in the dark arts. I saw things my friends, the spirits were angry i tried to meddle. I can’t speak of what i saw, thats my cross to bear. suffice to say Farfetch’d is gone and now, we all need to heal.  Now i’ll close the book on this sad chapter in my Pokémon journey. 
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Farfetch’d: 2010 - 2012 Part 2: with a vengeance. 

Now I wasn’t intending for this to be a two part comic, but a lot of you are concerned. Very concerned. Some of you have a vested interest in the original comic. Many of you sent me messages fearing that I had given up on old Farfetch’d, my long time pal. You spoke of strange things like codes and changing batteries and zombified pokémon (okay that last one was me). 

I tried guys, I swapped out the battery (thanks to bashfulfruit for letting me know what battery i needed) but it didn’t bring him back, hes gone. And although the code may bring back a farfetch’d, can i really say that he’s my farfetch’d? The same farfetch’d who walked around in the bottom of my bag for so long? No i can’t.

Finally… I dabbled in the dark arts. I saw things my friends, the spirits were angry i tried to meddle. I can’t speak of what i saw, thats my cross to bear. suffice to say Farfetch’d is gone and now, we all need to heal. 

Now i’ll close the book on this sad chapter in my Pokémon journey.